If You Love Somebody
I always thought the
original saying was, "If you love something, set it free. If it doesn't
come back to you, it wasn't yours to begin with."
However,
for the purposes of this test, let's use the proposed version. In which
category do *you* fall?
"The Old Version"
If you love somebody, Set her free...
If she comes back, she's yours,
If she doesn't, she never was....
"The New Versions"
Pessimist
If you love somebody, Set her free ...
If she ever comes back, she's yours,
If she doesn't, well, as expected, she never was.
Optimist
If you love somebody, Set her free ...
Don't worry, she will come back.
Suspicious
If you love somebody, Set her free ...
If she ever comes back, ask her why.
Impatient
If you love somebody, Set her free ...
If she doesn't comes back within some time forget her.
Patient
If you love somebody, Set her free ...
If she doesn't come back, continue to wait until she comes back ...
Playful
If you love somebody, Set her free ...
* If she comes back, and if you love her still, set her free again,
repeat *
Vengeful
If you love somebody, Set her free...
If she doesn't come back,
Hunt her down and shoot her.
C++ Programmer
if(you-love(m_she)) m_she.free()
if(m_she == NULL)
m_she= new CShe;
Animal-Rights Activist
If you love somebody, Set her free...
In fact, all living creatures deserve to be free!!
Lawyers
If you love somebody, Set her free...
Clause 1a of Paragraph 13a-1 in the second amendment of the Matrimonial
Freedom Act clearly states that...
Bill Gates
If you love somebody, Set her free...
If she comes back, I think we can charge her for re-installation fees
and tell her that she's also going to get an upgrade.
Biologist
If you love somebody, Set her free...
She'll evolve.
Statistician
If you love somebody, Set her free...
If she loves you, the probability of her coming back is high,
If she doesn't, your relation was improbable anyway.
Schwarzenegger's Fan
If you love somebody, Set her free...
SHE'LL BE BACK!
Overpossessive
If you love somebody don't set her free.
HR Specialist
If you love somebody set her free
By Offering her VRS and other benefits, then outsource her.
MBA
If you love somebody set her free...
instantaneously...and look for others simultaneously
Psychologist
If you love somebody set her free...
If she comes back, her super ego is dominant
If she doesn't come, back her id is supreme
If she doesn't go, she must be crazy.
Somnambulist
If you love somebody set her free...
If she comes back, it's a nightmare
If she doesn't, you must be dreaming.
Rhett Butler
If you love somebody set YOURSELF FREE
If she asks you why say you don't give a damn.
ERP Functional Expert
If you love somebody set her free...
If she comes back, map her into your system
If she doesn't, carry out a gap-fit analysis
Finance Expert
If you love somebody set her free...
If she comes back, its time to look fresh loans.
If she doesn't, write her off as an asset gone bad.
Marketing Expert
If you love somebody set her free...
If she comes back, she has brand loyalty
If she doesn't, reposition the brand in new markets.
A young woman was taking an afternoon nap. After she woke up, she told
her husband, "I just dreamt that you gave me a pearl necklace for
Valentine's Day. What do you think it means?"
"You shall know tonight", he said.
That evening, the man came home with a small package and gave it to his
wife. Delighted, she opened it. She found a book entitled "The Meaning
of Dreams".
Here's a
list of what NOT to give her for Valentines Day:
1. A box of chocolates, clumsily rearranged in an attempt to
hide the fact you ate all the carmel ones.
2. Lingerie that you think will look almost as good on her as
on the Victoria's Secret model.
3. Any clothing item with the words "push-up" or "slim-down"
on the label.
4. Any food item with the words "diet", "light", or
"high fiber" on the label.
5. Any video starring Sylvester Stallone, Jim Carrey, or
Jenna Jameson.
6. Flowers from a hospital's gift shop--or worse, a
mortuary's.
7. Poetry, no matter how heartfelt, that starts out "There
was once a girl from Nantucket..."
8. Anything you ever gave another woman, including your
mother.
9. Any household appliance, power tool or other item from the
harder side of Sears.
10. A gift certificate.
11. Cash.
12. Anything you could have bought at the gas station
mini-mart on the way over, even if you
didn't.
13. An apologetic look and the words "That was today?"
"I just
want to say, "I Love You..."
English........... I
Love You
Spanish.......... Te
Amo
French........... Je
T'aime
German.......... lch
Liebe Dich
Japanese....... Ai
Shite Imasu
Italian............. Ti
Amo
Chinese......... Wo
Ai Ni
Swedish........ Jag
Alskar Dig
Eskimo.......... Nagligivaget
Greek............ S'Agapo
Hawaiian....... Aloha
Wau la Oe
Irish.............. Thaim
In Grabh Leat
Hebrew......... Ani
Ohev Otakh
Russian........ Ya
Lyublyu Tyebya
Albanian....... Une
Te Dua
Finnish......... Mina
Rakkastan Sinua
Turkish........ Seni
Seviyorum
Hungarian... Se Ret
Lay
Persian....... Du
Stet Daram
Maltese....... Jien
Inhobbok
Catalan...... Testimo
Molt
Redneck .... Nice
Jugs
And, of course... A Bonus Funny can be found HERE !
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