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I am going to try to make
every Friday Funny issue between now and Father's Day on
Father's. Ladies, if that seems unfair, I'm
sorry. It seems in today's media Fatherhood has
been marginalized, reduced the a bumbling idiot or an abusive
monster. Yeah, there are plenty of jokes to be had,
and many of them are based on truth, but there's another
side. A side that doesn't seem to get 'play.'
As we go into June, I want to
focus on Fathers.
To get us started I wanted to look to take a look at Fatherhood--now and then. In 1908, fathers prayed their children would learn English. Today, fathers pray their children will speak English. In 1908, a father's horsepower meant his horses. Today, it's the size of his minivan. In 1908, if a father put a roof over his family's head, he was a success. Today, it takes a roof, deck, pool, and 4-car garage. And that's just the vacation home. In 1908, a father waited for the doctor to tell him when the baby arrived. Today, a father must wear a smock, know how to breathe, and make sure film is in the video camera. In 1908, fathers passed on clothing to their sons. Today, kids wouldn't touch Dad's clothes if they were sliding naked down an icicle. In 1908, fathers could count on children to join the family business. Today, fathers pray their kids will soon come home from college long enough to teach them how to work the computer and set the VCR. In 1908, fathers pined for old country Romania, Italy, or Russia. Today, fathers pine for old country of Hank Williams. In 1908, a father smoked a pipe. If he tries that today, he gets sent outside after a lecture on cancer. In 1908, fathers shook their children gently and whispered, "Wake up, it's time for school." Today, kids shake their fathers violently at 4 a.m., shouting: "Wake up, it's time for hockey practice." In 1908, a father came home from work to find his wife and children at the supper table. Today, a father comes home to a note: "Jimmy's at baseball, Cindy's at gymnastics, I'm at adult-Ed, Pizza in fridge." In 1908, fathers and sons would have heart-to-heart conversations while fishing in a stream. Today, fathers pluck the headphones off their sons' ears and shout, "WHEN YOU HAVE A MINUTE.." In 1908, a father gave a pencil box for Christmas, and the kid was all smiles. Today, a father spends $800 at Toys 'R' Us, and the kid screams: "I wanted the Wii!" In 1908, if a father had breakfast in bed, it was eggs and bacon and ham and potatoes. Today, it's Special K, soy milk, dry toast and a lecture on cholesterol. In 1908, a Father's Day gift would be a hand tool. Today, he'll get a digital organizer. In 1908, fathers said, "A man's home is his castle." Today, they say, "Welcome to The Money Pit In 1908, "a good day at the market" meant Father brought home feed for the horses. Today, "a good day at the market" means Dad got in early on an IPO. In 1908, a happy meal was when Father shared funny stories around the table. Today, a happy meal is what Dad buys at McDonald's. In 1908, a father was involved if he spanked the kid now and then. Today, a father's involved only if he coaches Little League and organizes Boy Scouts and car pools. In 1908, when fathers entered the room, children often rose to attention. Today, kids glance up and grunt, "Dad, you're invading my space." In 1908, fathers threatened their daughters suiters with shotguns if the girl came home late. Today, fathers break the ice by saying, "So...how long have you had that earring?" In 1908, fathers pined for the old school, which meant a one-room, red-brick building. Today, fathers pine for the old school, which means Dr J and Mickey Mantle.
For those of you who read my blog on MyCorps.org, please forgive the duplication, but I felt the message was important enough that I wanted to put it hear as well. Besides, I referenced my work on this earlier this month. One of the seven habits Stephen Covey talks about in his best-selling book "The 7 Habits of Highly Effective People" is "Be Loyal to Those Absent." This is a VERY difficult task for me, and it is far from a 'habit'. This comes to mind right now as my office is in a state of flux—some real, some not-so-real. To some degree, this is not unfamiliar territory—we understand that (for the most part) twice a year an announcement will be made, proclaiming those who are "under farewell orders". This means that everyone knows that their boss is only their boss for a short time—in all likelihood, we will stay and they will go. This is an interesting dynamic for those new to our organization. One result—of the many good and bad—is the ability of those of us staying behind to "take advantage" of the change. This has been a simple and silly—such as no longer using lids on our cups when we walk from the break room. Other times it has been as serious as advancing controversial topics with personal gain in mind. And an enormous range of things in-between. It is said that 'confession is good for the soul,' so I should note that I have been guilty of 'working the system' from time-to-time. I will also say that I was wrong in doing so. Whether the simple and sublime, the serious and self-interested, or somewhere in-between; it is a mistake and lacks a Christ-centered view. Throughout the Scriptures—Old and New Testament—there is proof that this behavior is not "of God." From the more obscure verses like: "Render unto Ceaser…" to the more relevant: "do it all for the glory of God"...and numerous others. Another thing that happens, almost like clockwork, is laziness. This happens on both sides, but I am only going to address those of us who are staying behind. Almost without exception, when one of our leaders is on his/her way out-the-door, things slow down and/or stop. But also, some people start letting other things slip as well—like their appearance, the professionalism of their work, timeliness (both of person and work), and any number of small things. It often becomes a prolonged "While the cat's away the mice will play." situation. This has always bothered me—even as I was participating or perpetuating the phenomena. I'm not here to point a finger—if I did there would be three pointing back to me. I don't even have this fantastic, motivational answer to keep us (or me) from slipping into this malaise. I just wanted to use this post to make certain I point out the issue and put myself on notice. It has got to stop… God called me to be His all the time, not just when my boss (or anyone else) was watching.
While I'm not a big country fan, from time-to-time while scanning stations in the car I land a song that peeks my interest. This song by Rodney Atkins (lyrics here) really struck a cord with me. Hammering home my role and unseen influence as a father. If you have''t heard "Watching You", I've posted it HERE, so you can listen. (link will open in new window)
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