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 I wish I could tell you that this will be the last or only time you will get an abbreviated issue of Friday Funnies...but I can't. This week has been such that I'm happy that you are getting this much. I wish you and yours a very happy weekend.
A letter to Tide detergent Dear Tide, I am writing to say what an excellent product you have! One evening about a month ago, while at home, I spilled some red wine on my new white blouse. My husband started to berate me about my drinking problem and how expensive the blouse was. Well, one thing lead to another and I ended up with a lot of his blood on my white blouse, as well. I tried to get the stains out using the bargain brand detergent my cheap husband bought, but they just wouldn't come out. I went to the local convenience store and got a bottle of liquid Tide with bleach alternative, and all of the stains came out! They came out so well, in fact, that the forensic DNA tests were all negative! I thank you, once again, for a great product! Well, gotta go, I have to write a letter to the Hefty bag people. Sincerely, Recently Widowed "TV commercials now show you how detergents take out bloodstains,
a pretty violent image there. I think if you've got a T-shirt with a bloodstain all over it, maybe laundry isn't your biggest problem." - Jerry Seinfeld |
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