Don't Lie To Your Boss
Shortly after arriving at work, John ran into his boss in the hallway.
"Do you believe in life after death?" the boss asked John.
Caught off-guard by such a strange question and not sure how he should
respond, John hesitated for a moment and then replied, "Yes sir,
absolutely!"
"Well, I'm so glad to hear that." the boss went on. "After
you left early yesterday to go to your grandmother's funeral, she
stopped in to see you."