One of my many amazing talents is my ability to sing the wrong words to any given song, and to do so often times in the wrong key...even when I am holding the song book.
 
When I do this (normally, 'loud and proud') my supportive wife often laughs at me.   However, there are times when she looks at me with a looks that says (read: screams) "OK, you can stop that now."   She does this without missing a word, skipping a note, or missing a key.   We are an amazing couple!
 
With my fore mentioned talent in mind, you will understand that when I found this list I had to pass it along to you.   There is little doubt that I will be heard singing these words (not always intentionally) in the very near future.   If you are lucky, I will even be in fine form and proper pitch when you have the pleasure of my serenade.   But until then, and without further ado....
 

 Misunderstood Lyrics 

• Beach Boys "Fun Fun Fun" / "We'll have fun fun fun till her daddy takes the tuba away"
• Foreigner "Dirty White Boy" / "I'm just a 30-watt bulb"
• Merrilee Rush "Angel in the Morning" / "Just cash my check before you leave me"
• Bon Jovi "You Give Love A Bad Name" / "You Give Love a Brand Name"
• ELO "Evil Woman" / "Midevil Woman"
• Johnny Cash "I Walk The Line" / "I bought the wine"
• Alanis Morrissette "You Oughta Know" / "Of the cross-eyed bear that you gave to me"
• Huey Lewis & The News "Heart of Rock 'N Roll" / "The Heart of Rock 'N Roll is Topeka"
• Elton John "Tiny Dancer" / "Hold me close - I'm tryin' to dance here"
• B-52's "Roam" / "Roam, Nipsey Russell. Roam around the world"
• Foreigner "Urgent" / "Virgin" (You've got the sing the rest of the lyrics to really make this funny)
• Belinda Carlisle "I Get Weak" / "I Can't Wink"
• Madness "Our House" / "Outhouse"
• Rolling Stones "Beast of Burden" / "My Pizza's Burning"
• Police "Message in a Bottle" / "A Year has passed since I broke my nose"
• Abba "Chiquitita" / "Take your teeth out, tell me what's wrong"
• Paul McCartney "Band on the Run" / "Stand on the rug"
• K D Lang "Constant Craving" / "God Save Gravy"
• Til Tuesday "Voices Carry" / "Bush Is Scary"
• Bonnie Tyler "Total Eclipse of the Heart" / "Totally, Clips of the Heart"
• Kenny Rogers "Lucille" / "You picked a fine time to leave me, Lucille. 400 Children and a crop in the fields"
• John Mellencamp "Authority Song" / "I frighten Dorothy, and Dorothy always wins"
• Bobby Fuller Four "I Fought The Law" / "Grape skins rot in the hot sun"
• Steve Miller Band "Jet Airliner" / "Ego Jan and the Rhino"
• Sir Douglas Quintet "She's About A Mover" / "She's a Bottom Mover"
• Michael Jackson "Smooth Criminal" / "Eddie, get your house key"
• Starship "We Built This City" / "We built this city on the wrong dang road"
• Billy Joel "You May Be Right" / "You make the rice, I'll make the gravy"
• Knack "My Sharona" / "Mice Aroma"
• U2 "Electrical Storm" / "Electric Mustard"
• Steely Dan "Rikki Don't Lose That Number" / "We can all lose that number"
• Jimmy Buffett "Margaritaville" / "Stepped on a Pop-Tart"
• Creedence Clearwater Revival "Lodi" / "Oh no, suckin' an old eye again"
• Dire Straits "Money For Nothing" / "We got the Flintstone Microwave Ovens"
• Deep Purple "Smoke on the Water" / "Slow talkin' Walter, the fire engine guy"
• Beatles "Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds" / "The girl with colitis goes by"
• Police "Spirits in the Material World" / "We are upstairs in the material room"
• Beatles "Paperback Writer" / "Pay for that Chrysler"
• Elvis Presley "Suspicious Minds" / "We're calling a trout"
• Police "Message In A Bottle" / "I'll send an SOS to a squirrel"
• Police "Spirits in the Material World" / "Aspirins into my cereal bowl"
• Ramones "I Wanna Be Sedated" / "I want a piece of date bread"
• Ohio Players "Love Rollercoaster" / "Call the Coast Guard"
• Monkees "Daydream Believer" / "Cheer obscene bikinis"
• Led Zeppelin "All My Love" / "Olive, my love"
• Elvis Presley "Return to Sender" / "Big Bird descender"
• Elton John "Tiny Dancer" / "Hold me closer, Tony Danza"
• Beatles "Lady Madonna" / "Knee deep in donuts"
• Madonna "La Isla Bonita" / "Last night I dreamt of lumbago"
• Paul Young "Everytime You Go Away" / "Every time you go away, you take a piece of meat with you"
• Steppenwolf "Born to be Wild" / "I like smoking ice cream"
• Maria Muldaur "Midnight At the Oasis" / "Midnight after you're wasted"
• Beach Boys "California Girls" / "I dig a french bikini on a wild albatross"
• Creedence Clearwater Revival "Bad Moon Rising" / "There's a bathroom on the right"
• Wham! "Careless Whisper" / "Gimped-up feet ain't got no rhythm"
• Bachman Turner Overdrive "Takin' Care of Business" / "Baking carrot biscuits"
• Temptations "Papa Was a Rolling Stone" / "And when he died, all he left us was a lawn"
• Ace of Base "All That She Wants" / "All that she wants is another bagel"
• Santana "Oye Como Va" / "I live on your block"
• Aerosmith "Dude Looks Like a Lady" / "Do the lucky lady"
• Merrilee Rush "Angel of the Morning" / "Just cross my feet before you leave me"
• Starland Vocal Band "Afternoon Delight" / "Pineapples in Flight"
• MC Hammer "Can't Touch This" / "King Tut Says"
• Jimi Hendrix "Purple Haze" / "Excuse me while I kiss this guy"
• Van McCoy "The Hustle" / "Use the hacksaw!"
• Bee Gees "More Than A Woman" / "Bald-headed woman"
• Kim Carnes "Bette Davis Eyes" / "She's got 30 days to die"
• Bob Seger "Night Moves" / "Working on a knife wound"
• J Geils Band "Freeze Frame" / "Flea Spray"
• Who "Pinball Wizard" / "A pinball wizard's got suction cups for wrists"
• John Travolta "You're the One That I Want" / "I got shoes, they're made of plywood"
• Beach Boys "Good Vibrations" / "Good, good, good, goodbye raisins"
• Mike Reno and Ann Wilson "Almost Paradise" / "All those Parrot Eyes"
• Culture Club "Karma Chameleon" / "Become a comedian"
• Til Tuesday "Voices Carry" / "This is Larry"
• Bruce Springsteen "Hungry Heart" / "Everybody's got a hungry horse"     

Send my your favorite and I will credit you and add it to the archived version of this Friday Funny.
 
And, for those of you who took the time to click over to this page, here's a bonus funny !