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I'm
afraid the resident Funny Man has been a bit busy lately, but, promise
that we'll be returning very soon with an all new full length funny.
Until then, enjoy this abbreviated version, and take the time to
journey through memory kingdom, by visiting the FF Archive online.
Ol'
Fred had been a religious man who was in the hospital, near death. The
family called their preacher to stand with them. As the preacher stood
next to the bed, Ol' Fred's condition appeared to deteriorate and he
motioned frantically for something to write on.
The pastor lovingly handed him a pen and a piece of paper, and Ol' Fred used his last bit of energy to scribble a note, then he died. The preacher thought it best not to look at the note at that time, so he placed it in his jacket pocket. At the funeral, as he was finishing the message, he realised that he was wearing the same jacket that he was wearing when Ol' Fred died. He said, "You know, Ol' Fred handed me a note just before he died. I haven't looked at it, but knowing Fred, I'm sure there's a word of inspiration there for us all." He opened the note, and read out loud, "Hey, you're standing on my oxygen tube?" |
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